Vanilla Ice vs LOLZHAX: who would win?

Vanilla Ice favored — Slight edge (~55%)

Vanilla Ice · JoJo's Bizarre Adventure · Base

Tier

HIGH 8-C

Attack Potency

Large Building Level

Speed

Massively Ftl

Durability

Large Building Level

LOLZHAX · Five Nights at Freddy's · Base

Tier

HIGH 8-C

Attack Potency

Large Building Level

Speed

Relativistic

Durability

Large Building Level

A heuristic estimate from normalized VS Battles Wiki stats: tier, attack potency, speed and durability.