Tsuchinoko vs Hazbin Hotel Staff: who would win?

Hazbin Hotel Staff favored — Slight edge (~55%)

Tsuchinoko · Dandadan · Base

Tier
9-A
Attack Potency
Small Building Level+
Speed
Superhuman, up to Supersonic
Durability
Small Building Level+

Hazbin Hotel Staff · Hazbin Hotel · Base

Tier
9-A, up to 5-B
Attack Potency
Small Building Level, up to Planet Level+
Speed
Ftl
Durability
Small Building Level, up to Planet Level+

A heuristic estimate from normalized VS Battles Wiki stats: tier, attack potency, speed and durability.